Kim Kardashian’s “my life is so hard, everyone feel sorry for me” storyline that she’s been publicly peddling lately made another appearance on the season three premiere of The Kardashians that hit Hulu today. But instead of krying herself to sleep over being a “single mom,” she spent much of the episode krying to Kris Jenner about Kanye West’s lies and volatile behavior being “far more damaging” to their kids than her sex tape. She also got candid about her breakup with Pete Davidson and her fear that no one else would ever want to date her because of her overstuffed Balenciaga trashbag-gage.
As we know, Kanye is a delusional, antisemitic, loose-lipped dickbag, and his text messages to her and social media posts about her and her family were a trainwreck amidst their divorce and her new relationship with Pete. Kim shared with Kris that handling Kanye with kid gloves and being the bigger person by not speaking out at the time had worn her down. via People:
In a confessional, Kim, 42, told cameras: “There’s been a lot going on with Kanye right now … I think at this point, I just assume everything I text Kanye is gonna be put on the internet. I think I can handle anything, I just get really heartbroken for my mom, that she has to deal with so much from so many different sides.”
Speaking to her mom, Kim admitted, “I spent my whole morning having an anxiety attack, I felt like I just couldn’t breathe all day. You know when you’re just on the verge of tears… that’s how I felt all day…even through all of the craziness of everything that Kanye says about us, I never comment, I never post… he has made up the most insane narrative about you, and the tape, and we stay silent, we stay silent through all the lies.”
And she brought up her sex tape to say that Kanye brought up her sex tape too much, and the way he’d been conducting himself was way more harmful to their four kids than her boring ass Kardashian-launching money shot could ever be.
“Even how he looks so down on me for my [sex] tape, brings it up all over town, all over the media. Like, thanks for reminding people once again,” she went on. “All of his shenanigans is gonna be far more damaging to the kids one day than my tape will ever be and I have to sit here and not say anything, ever, because I know one day my kids will appreciate that. And I know that is the best thing for them.”
She also said listening to Kanye’s music is torture, which is the first time I’ve agreed with her in a long time.
Growing emotional, Kim noted how she has to be the bigger person for the sake of their four children: North, 9, Saint, 7, Chicago, 5, and Psalm, 4.
“And by the way, I’m the one where s— could be going down and I get in the car, and every day, the kids want to blast dad’s music and I’m like, ‘He’s the best!’ I put it on and we’re singing along, and inside I’m dying because I will be his biggest cheerleader to them forever, and one day, when they can see for themselves, I’ll answer whatever they want me to. It’s a lot,” she said.
Kim then said Kanye even had the audacity to ask her to run anything she was going to say about him on her show by him first.
In another confessional, Kim admitted that Kanye will occasionally ask for “approval” over what she says about him on the show, but she pointed out: “You just talked about me in this song, this song, this interview… and didn’t ask my permission. I never say anything bad, I never say anything negative,” she added. “If I say I’m exhausted, I feel guilty about that. I am f—ing exhausted!”
Here’s Kim, her roots, and her fried ends talking about all of that to someone who has a face that looks faintly like Kris Jenner’s:
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Kim also admitted that her breakup with Pete had a lot to do with the two of them having to deal with Kanye, and she hopes to one day find husband #4, who can deal with her intricate life and old ass.
…Kim admitted she felt “a lot of guilt” after her split from Pete since “he went through a lot because of my relationship.” (The duo split in August 2022 after 9 months together.)
“I’m single and I’m not ready to mingle and that’s OK,” she declared.
“I go back and forth in my feelings sometimes, like, who’s ever gonna wanna date me?” Kim said in a confessional. “I have four kids, I’m in my 40s … like, who’s gonna wanna deal with the drams? But my person is gonna be like, ‘Fuck all that. It’s gonna be hard, but we’re together and we’re gonna do this.’ So I’m just waiting for that person.”
Here’s her discussing that in a confessional and then with Khloe Kardashian and, strangely most sensible person in the room, Scott Disick:
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Kim also whined at one point, “For once, can everyone just get their shit together around me? … I wanna have a bad day and I can’t.” Aw, you’re tired? Well, trick, have you ever thought about sitting your fucking ass down and not working? The world could do with less shapewear, crypto scams, lawyers, and the perpetuation of body dysmorphia!
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